Why haven't I been told about this?

http://www.ocztechnology.com/products/ocz_peripherals/nia-neural_impulse_actuator

Last night, I discovered that I can actually play Rockband guitar on Expert mode with a pretty high degree of success assuming I stay away from the more brutal songs. In fact, I even 5-starred some Paramore, which I guess I have a lot of experience with since Meg likes to sing those. Knowing the song definitely helped a lot, even if the notes on Expert were new to me.

Anyway, I feel pretty good about that.

Here's a video of Rockband's crushcrushcrush that someone else posted on YouTube: