This was my morning yesterday:

Alarm clock goes off.
*beep* *beep* *beep*

I WAKE UP.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I stand up and stumble across the room.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I hit snooze.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I hit snooze AGAIN.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I click the "Alarm Off" switch.
*beep* *beep* *beep*

I WAKE UP. Wow, what a weird dream.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I stand up and stumble across the room.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I hit snooze.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I hit snooze AGAIN.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I click the "Alarm Off" switch.
*beep* *beep* *beep*

I WAKE UP. A dream within a dream? Okay...
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I stand up and stumble across the room.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I hit snooze.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I hit snooze AGAIN.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I click the "Alarm Off" switch.
*beep* *beep* *beep*

I WAKE UP. Alright. Am I really awake? Yes, yes I am.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I stand up and stumble across the room.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I hit snooze.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I hit snooze AGAIN.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I click the "Alarm Off" switch.
*beep* *beep* *beep*

I WAKE UP. ARGGGGG! God dammit.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I stand up and stumble across the room.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
I hit snooze.
*silence*

Oh, thank god.

I got back to bed to enjoy my 9 minutes of "snooze".

When my alarm went off again, I went through the "fake wake up" process THREE MORE TIMES.